study and tea

Sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, I'm mature and I like u

"I asked ChatGPT–" well I asked Pontius Pilate and he said the reek of roses made his head ache

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

The burning question: When she has her hands on either side of her face, right at the start, is this the moment she realized, “I’m gonna have to marry this guy” ?

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information