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The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious 

I thought this said living was a waste of energy and was like amen

That too

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

this post keeps me going

oh shit that’s all me

Chaotic good white trash

loving and being loved is feeling the sun from both sides

she’s about to risk it all

Wait no stop, this brings up a good question: HOW does Thor fit in within the christian worldview!?!?

Oh I think sister Marjorie can fit him in just fine

GIMME U FACKIN MANEY

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

I won’t hesitate (to love you unconditionally) bitch

The most tender gaze.

Tiger slow-blink and hand-holding. MY HEART.