straight chlorine

alright. controversy time. what’s the best flavor pairing to go with chocolate. my votes go toward raspberry or coffee

@rottable

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

if you were in the 5sos fandom and on tumblr dot edu from 2014-2016 you are a literal warrior

being a fan of one direction is just being like: fool me once? shame on me. fool me twice? shame on me. fool me three times? shame on me. fool me four times? shame on me. fool me five times? shame on me. fool me six times? shame on me. fool me seven times? shame on me. fool me eight times? shame on me. Fool me nine times? shame on me. fool me ten times? shame on me. fool me eleven times? shame on me. fool me twelve times? shame on me thirteen times? shame on me. fool me fourteen times? shame on me. fool me fif-

thank fuck this hideous godforsaken decade is almost over. jesus christ. we started with a global economic crisis and somehow it only got worse from there

imagine going back in time and telling 2010 you “they’re gonna invent hoverboards, legalize gay marriage, and kill bin laden, but there’ll also be a global authoritarian uprising fueled by a digital surveillance state and the white house will be run by the guy from the apprentice and his lawyer rudy giuliani. do you wish to proceed”

uuuggghffgsbsks

we create intricate rituals