shiver and shake

1.02 // 2.05

the same cliche, but gayer: N I C E

this is so sad… look what evolution has done. why? why did horses have to get big

You know, when I was a kid, I had this ritual. I’d close my eyes before I walked into my room, because I thought that one day when I opened them, my sister would be there; just lying in bed, like nothing ever happened. You know, I’m still walking into that room, everyday of my life.

“Yeah… so… It looks like I’m supposed to date a white haired anime boy. Can you help me figure out which one it is? I can’t tell…” Aoba say as he walk to the white haired anime boy emporium 

“ah yes, i’ve been expecting you” whispered U.S.A. vice president Joe Biden 

“O-Oh! Have I been keeping you long?” Aoba’s balls tightened. “I’ve been waiting my entire life to meet someone… as handsome as you….” Aoba winked and licked his bottom lip seductively as he stared at the vice president longingly with longing eyes. 

“Aye now. It seems like you’re getting yourself ready for the next ‘presidential erection’” Joe said, winking. 

“Joe-kun… Please don’t point it out… It’s embarrassing. You’re just so hot I can’t help it.” Aoba looked down at the tent in his pants. “Can you show me into the white house for some… private matters?“ 

“You all must repent your sins for making this disgusting text post.” said Father Ivan, holding out a cross in hopes of defeating the evil surrounding this post.