💚 averno 💚

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

the entire DCD is trapped get them out

so much single dad will fic where hannibal has them over for dinner but none where will is like “oh this log of meat looks delicious but um” and his daughter goes “we only eat butter noodles” and will goes “yeah we only eat butter noodles” and hannibal goes “well certainly i could make some buttered… n” “butter noodles” “yes some buttered noodles for your daughter, and will, you and i could enjoy this beautifully plated coq au vin” and will reiterates, with emphasis, “we only eat butter noodles and four times a week i crush up multivitamins in her juice so she doesn’t get rickets.” and then hannibal makes them all buttered noodles 

I cannot begin to explain how funny this is to me

Yo has anyone seen my massive ethereal orb of immense arcane power? It was right here on my desk and I lost it