Here My Mind Is Unshackled, Except When It Isnt .

The opposite of pot holes are boulders on the road

All I’m saying is, there’s a reason all the minions follow Gru

Being angry at a pirate because he won’t finger you with his hook is like a doctor refusing to give care to their patients - it’s unethical to withhold that service

White people be like “let’s go check it out”

Who the fuck came up with “pop goes the weasel”?!? Weasels do NOT normally pop

Sly fumbled the bag and could have kept the hate chip in clockla just so he could have Nayla degrade him whenever he wanted

The reason it couldn’t be named ISam and was named ICarly was because ISam was already an existing web domain. Carly could have hid her narcism by just stating that

My posting gland is acting up and it’s making me feel ways

Whatever happened to pogos? That looked really fun to use

Yaoi is absolutely peak, but Yuri made me so goddamn hot that I boiled an egg inside my slit