alfredo is the opiate of the masses

i feel like we really don’t need a million pride flags. it gives hogwarts houses and sweatshop temu accessories. it gives sense of identity through consumerism. it gives those pic art avatars fuckk whatever they’re called from 2019. and most importantly its unchic

I hate how everyone makes a big deal about how long ago 2016 was and how we're half way through the year......THE RIVER OF TIME SIMPLY FLOWS, STOP POINTING & SHOUTING AT HER

My friend said they went to a Zizek talk and eventually the moderator interrupted him saying “I think it’s time for questions” and Zizek was like “Ok. I will ask the first one. ‘Professor Zizek what would you say if you had more time?’ and then he proceeded to continue the talk as if nothing happened

not to be a buzzkill but i think a lot of the pregnant man jokes yall make border on being transphobic

oh you think the idea of a man being pregnant is funny? why is that? explain in detail please.

I'm 240 pounds and strong as fuck

I bring a real “human lives are more important than animals. Yes, even than your doggo” vibe to the function that the people airlifting dogs out of warzones really don’t enjoy

#and no your typey purebred dachshund was not going to be EATEN in Korea you got scammed and you need to be less racist

you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

reblogging this because I’ve legit seen people freaking out when they realised they can’t remember some of their childhood, thinking they might have some repressed trauma.

desde cuándo mi gato tiene tumblr

desde cuando tu gato es brasileño

eso ya lo sabía le sentía esa vibra

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

ok but they do tell you this very explicitly in therapy