jonut

this has a completely different meaning this year than last year doesn’t it

This is 100% how anxiety works

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

What more of an endorsement could you hope for

you met a fucking forest nymph

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

I wish I could hold her every night and tell her how wonderful she really is

Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?” Me, every time: “Oh?”

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

Wiggleon

i’m so cool and loveable and yet so single what’s up with that