the ravings of a madman

This is just too good

oh lord

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

I didn’t realize he was speaking English until like 20 seconds in the video... :/

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car

IT WAS DAISY. GO DIE MONOBEARTHETER!!!

Mugabe is such a hero <3 he’s putting those white, racist, fucks in their place. Take that you colonizing pieces of shit. Go back to Europe.

...he’s delegitimized an economy that serves primarily BLACK people and has killed and pillaged primarily BLACK people. 

Yeah, no. How will this solve anything?

Oh, idk, it’d end war, racism, capitalism, hate, genocide, murder, slavery, income inequality, gender roles and basically all bad things. So…

If you don’t see how all of those problems weren’t caused by white, “people,” you need to educate yourself, dumbass. danny-dice

White people would have to be involved in the first place. Now go take your racist ass and look this shit up.

It’s good to see that you’re capable of having a pragmatic, well-reasoned discussion among peers. 

That is fucking beautiful. 

i think whats kinda sad is that for some of us chubby people, the idea of being asked out for stuff like valentines day and dances and shit is so foreign than if we were asked, or given a card, or told we’re beautiful, we’d assume it’s a prank right off the bat. i think that kinda says something about our society. that we’ve been taught for so long that we’re something to be shunned that the very thought of someone wanting us is something we can’t process. 

it doesn’t say jack shit about society. it says that humans, as evolutionary creatures, have evolved to prefer the non-obese for sexual and romantic conquests. 

I’ll be transage, too, if it means that I can die sooner and escape the hellhole that we call modern progressive society. I don’t mind transgender, but transage? give me a fucking break.

Too bad they use Thai slaves as flight attendants. 

the straights are trapped inland and  will never be able to catch a sick wave

I’ll take not living in Alabama any day even if it means I go to hell. 

877-CASH-NOW!

Oh sweet jesus. 

You look high, but the PAPI’s on point. Must be one hell of a glidepath.