Jonny5FeFrenzy

Rube Goldberg would be proud…

teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

a platypus palette?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALETTE???

This is exactly how working retail feels.

unironically one of the funniest things i think ive ever seen on this fucking website and yes im going to reblog this like every other day

It's important to slap your partner on the ass and say good game after sex. Sportsmanship is a dying virtue.

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

This scene always made me crave jolly ranchers and ring pops.

I want that heat misers head on a pike

Alright well. You did follow the instructions given

cosmo wanda i wish every time i’m forced to see an unskippable ad or a popup the ceo and stockholders of the company for that ad felt a hammer impacting one of their joints with a severity that increased every single time i saw one of them