JONESPOSTING

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

those orcs are harassing me again at the gym...

what are they saying king

whenever I'm doing the benchpress they'll come over and shout "MAK GORAG" and then add atleast 400 pounds to the barbell

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister