don’t feed the animal

no this is the hill YOU die on. because i’m gonna kill you for disagreeing with me

every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

"Discourse" is far too dignified a term for the foolishness y'all get up to. We should go back to calling it wank.

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

bandmates can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way

i love when characters make choices that i, the author, did not authorize. like excuse me. who gave you free will.

not now kitten mommy is having imaginary beef with a person she hasn't spoken to in six years