Dinosaur vomit

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

It’s September

i love when a cat meows at you and you’re like “yeah tell me about it” and they’re like “meaarow” and you’re like “that’s crazy man” and they go “rrraow” and you both continue in that manner for quite some time or until the cat decides to bite you

what do u have to tell me goat

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

name us and the contract will be sealed

free him

free him

free him

Fools….he is sealed for our protection

O ye of little face

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

Much has changed in the peace times after the skeleton war.

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween

not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil