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[MM] April Fool’s DLC release + 1.7.0 update

Hello, this is Cheritz. We have added a new episode today for April Fool’s.

Content Updated for the April Fool’s DLC

people liked my chibis so much (shocking tbh) they said they’d buy charms if i made them so… their wish is my command & i’ve opened preorders!

Rihanna made an appearance at the Ivy League school to accept a plaque given to her by Allen Counter, the director of the Harvard Foundation. She was named Humanitarian of the Year by Harvard University. 29-year-old star, who by the way has never graduated high school, was honored thanks for her charitable efforts. She created an oncology center in Barbados to fight breast cancer ans found the non-profit, The Clara Lionel Foundation Global Scholarship Program, to assist in funding Caribbean-born students who attend college in the U.S. Rihanna also backs the Global Partnership for Education and Global Citizen Project, that provides ‘access to education in over 60 developing countries, giving priority to girls, and those affected by lack of access to education in the world today.’

Look at the cure rates compared to mortality rates in universal health care countries and compare them to ours, then talk shit.

You don’t seem to understand about how it works. Firstly, operations are prioritised. If someone comes in with an emergency, such as a ruptured aorta and bleeding out - of COURSE they will get an operation STRAIGHT AWAY. Like what do you think doctors do here, twiddle their thumbs while patients die? 

And if someone has something that is not quite an emergency, but is serious, such as a bowel cancer, they will have their surgery within 1-2 weeks of seeing a specialist. And it’s free. The poor patient who is already stressed and worried sick about their cancer, will NOT also have to worry about insurance and bills and going bankrupt.

Sure, some operations that are not quite as urgent will have waiting lists. My gran just had her cataract operation - this is something that isn’t life-threatening, not causing her pain at all, but of course is still affecting her life because she couldn’t see very well. She had to wait a few months, which of course in an inconvenience, but she still got her operation, and she definitely didn’t have to wait years (and I have never heard of anyone waiting years for an operation, and as a med student I have talked to a LOT of patients) so I don’t know where you got that from (probably some right-wing american media, I assume). And like, I’m sure most people would rather wait a bit longer than have to pay, or not ever get their operation because they can’t afford it?

That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

dark house aesthetics  → hufflepuff

now this is a pubic hair removal manual and is going to be completely about different ways to get that perfectly smooth bikini line. different methods, pros and cons, and ways to soothe the cons! just remember that there are TONS of ways you can remove your pubic hair, so you may want to do your own trial and error, that is how I and many other people found these. just be sure to be careful with your vulva. It’s very sensitive. you also may have other ways that you find works for you that inhaven’t listed and that’s GREAT!! I’m not perfect and these are just ways I’ve tried and reaserched! if you have another way you found, go ahead and comment it!!! and a ps I got a lot of this information from youngwomenshealth.org and a couple other sites but a lot of the technical stuff is from there.

methods you will see on this post: •shaving •hair removal creams •waxing •laser hair removal •Electrolysis

remember: before you decide to remove your pubic hair, you’ll need to think about whether it’s worth the time and expense. it can be quite time consuming and sometimes extremely pricy. removing pubic hair may seem to be trendy, but that doesn’t mean you have to do it. However, if you do decide to remove your pubic hair, be sure it’s your decision and do it safely. also call your gynecologist if you develop folliculitis or begin to exhibit symptoms of any type of infection.

shaving: the manual way. can be a bother with the possible itchy red bumps, when done correctly but if you know what you’re doing and don’t mind having to do it every few days to stay nice and smooth, this may be the choice for you!!!

Possible risks from removing pubic hair: -razor burn (rash) -redness -cuts, pimples and/or blisters -Itchiness -Infection in the hair root – the medical term for this is “folliculitis”. Shaving is a common cause.

How to shave: (I recommend doing this in the bath. If you prefer showers take a small bath to do this and then drain the water to take your shower) 1. with a hand mirror, look at the area you want to shave and with scissors trim as much hair as you can with them before you begin shaving — DO NOT use a dull pair of scissors for this. 2. soak in the tub for at least five minutes to soften your skin and pubic hair before you begin shaving. you can use this time to wash your face or just relax. 3. apply shaving gel. I wouldn’t recommend using normal shaving cream you’d use for your legs or arms (if you do that), but if you must you should use one that has aloe vera or another soothing agents or other options include conditioner and coconut butter (remember to test to make sure you don’t have a coconut allergy first!!) reapply when needed. 4. use a fresh/new razor or a ‘bikini’ razor. again, DO NOT use a dull blade. try a razor with a built in moisturizing strip in pace of any cream if, you’d like, but always be sure to replace the head biweekly. 5. stretch your skin. with one hand, stretch your vulva and hold your razor with the other. avoid putting too much pressure onto your skin. 6. shave in the direction your hair naturally sets. use slow stokes to avoid razor burn or irritation. reshave horizontally afterwards for smoother results. 7. once you’re finished, rinse with warm water and pat dry, avoid rubbing it may cause irritation to your freshly shaven skin. 8. Apply coconut oil, baby oil, aftershave, deodorant or some type of lotion with aloe vera to the shaved area. avoid scented lotions, deodorants , aftershaves they may cause stinging and irritation.

If you develop red or itchy bumps on your pubic area (vulva), you may want to visit your gynecologist but most of the time you can relieve discomfort by doing the following: 1. Soak in a warm tub or take a shower and let the warm water spray over your pubic area 2. Pat the skin (don’t rub) with a soft towel or dry with a hair dryer on the low or cool setting 3. Apply a fragrance-free lotion 4. Stop shaving for a while (two weeks or more. just until they go away) Blisters/Pimples: -Do NOT squeeze! Soaking in warm bath usually helps. If it doesn’t improve, speak to your doctor about them. Itching: -Your gynecologist may have you use an over-the-counter topical medicine such as hydrocortisone cream. Folliculitis (Infection in the hair root): -Soak in a warm bath, pat dry, and apply a thin layer of a topical over-the-counter antibiotic such as Bacitracin®. -Stop shaving. -Call your gynecologist if you do not have any relief within a couple of days or the bumps are getting bigger or your skin is red. Severe Rash, Fever, Bleeding, Discharge or Pus: -Stop shaving and call your doctor and gynecologist right away.

hair removal creams: this method of hair removal is painless, but it’s important to be aware that not all “depilatories” are safe to use on your vulva. be sure to read the product label first to make sure it is safe to use on your vulva, and follow the directions exactly and in order. don’t leave the cream on any longer than the directions say. If you notice redness, swelling, or a rash, it could mean that you’re allergic to the hair remover. it’s always safe to test a little patch of skin first beforehand to be sure.

waxing: this method of hair removal usually stings (when the cloth is pulled off). waxing is different than other hair removal methods because the hair is removed from the root so it doesn’t grow back as quickly. If you decide to remove your pubic hair using the wax method, it’s best to have it done at a salon or spa that offers waxing as a regular part of their services. If the wax is too hot, you could burn your skin. NEVER shave before waxing.

how to: a thin layer of warm liquid wax is applied over the hair you want to remove. next, a thin cloth-like material is placed over the wax before it hardens. It takes a couple of seconds for the wax to get hard. once hard, the cloth strip is quickly pulled off.

laser hair removal: a procedure that uses a strong beam of light to penetrate the skin to destroy the hair follicle. The hair eventually falls out. Protective eye wear must be worn during the treatments. Results can vary from person to person and some people may notice temporary redness and swelling after the treatment. The procedure itself varies in length depending on how much hair is removed, and you must wear protective eyewear throughout the treatment. Laser hair removal can be pricey and take 4 or more sessions. Sometimes it may not work. If you choose this method of hair removal, first schedule a consultation with a health care provider who is board certified in dermatology or cosmetic surgery and who has experience with performing laser hair removal.