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i love dan and phil because they're more than boyfriends but also they haven't labelled it and they're in a situationship. how dare the builders call them boyfriends have they not earned partner status. they share a bed but have separate bedrooms. if they go too far apart the universe would rip in half but the best quality time is when they're gaming in separate areas of the house. propose on hard launch and you will be hit with the phan curse of staying together forever in marriage. no they're not married. they are a ranch metaphor and two 4,000-year-old tortoises and put on this earth to be together. no they would not share a toothbrush that's disgusting. but yes, they are like actual soulmates.