Johnu

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

If "this too" could stop passing like a kidney stone that would be great thanks

Considering that hairless cats produce excess skin oil since they don't have fur (which is the reason why they require regular baths), I wonder if any nakey cat owner with dry skin has ever just rubbed their hands on the cat to get them moisturised when they didn't feel like getting up to grab a bottle of lotion.

"... and this is my lotion-dispensing-cat"

Come to me, lotion beast, my hands must be oiled.

There are so many fuckin' horned ungulates in this world. Truly a glorious part of life.

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

Tajusin täs muute et virkkaus on erittäin koukuttavaa käsityötä

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety