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shouldve said this earlier but dont main tag my post when reblogging it alr i already blocked someone for doing dat

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Fae Wemmegg AU
Eggchan's lowkey just a normal dude who's tryna live his normal life in a village, fishing and surviving and honestly whatever he can and gotta do. But something notable about him is the way he's so intensely into the research of a certain myth:
Faes
The concept itself is quite silly, he admits that. They're simply "magical little tricksters" who he should frankly admit pprrroobably comes from rumors derived after exaggerated tales, but Eggchan doesn't quite care. He likes it. Basing off things from rumors and putting effort into researching their validity, then swiftly doodling whichever outcome into a book he's been spending quite a while pouring into.
Still, he can't quite help it when he lives in an area that provides more proof of their existence than any other location in the map could.
Simply saying: his village is situated just in the middle of a forest said to be home to.. quite the unfriendly fae, actually. An understatement, really. There's been numerous instances of blatant murder in the woodlands, though the corpses are often in states that let you question whether it was truly the result of a human or someone who is capable of wielding supernatural abilities.
The culprit: Wemmbu, a fae who very recently had chosen to settle in these forests (at least about a year or two). Like usual fae of his kind, he is unkind. He fucking hates half of these bitches, and honestly wants to drive this village out just so that he could finally have some peace and quiet. So, as a result, he's been terrorizing them and those who come to aid them.
Not until a weird guy comes?? Wandering in his forest??? Like a dumbass?? Is this guy NOT aware of the shit he's been doing? Whatever. He's not in the mood to put any effort into wiping such a stupid chungy.
Eggchan, however, is completely unaware of Wemmbu dismissing him. Instead, he visits the woodlands several times and often leaves offerings—since his research notes lowkey suggest it's proper etiquette and whatever. Weird fae values. That's okay, he gets where they're coming from.
And he's pretty sure he also understands what's going on. Whether it be the deliberate voices as he trudges through the terrain, or the landmarks that occasionally seem as though they've moved. That's not normal. Definitely not. It's most likely activity from the fae, so he's quite pleased instead of scared.
So he promptly notes it all down, WITH critiques on Wemmbu's effort to "scare" him. And a bunch of profiling, similar to a wildlife instructor
Maybe some bullshit like
Fae male
Highly territorial
Displays aggression when observed
Possibly insecure
And somehow, Wemmbu gets his hands on the contents and is like "??? Bro WHAT" and tries to talk to the chud guy. Somethingsomething their interaction actually goes surprisingly well, and Wemmbu finds that he honestly hits it off with the guy kinda easily. It still doesn't stop him from harassing him with forest horrors, though. That's too fun to drop. Plus, he needs to somehow acquire Eggy's name! Fucker knows his shit 'bout folklores, so he's been stuck to nicknames.
Unfortunately for Eggchan and luckily for Wemmbu, one thing leads to another, and suddenly theyre found in some kind of bad position. Maybe Eggchan was trying to flee from the illusions, but forgets how big the forest can actually be—falling off a cliff that's too short to truly kill him, but still enough to gravely injure him. Idfk man
He's like, injured and feverish. Barely conscious. Against Wemmbu's better judgement, he's actually WORRIED for him. Too much. He hates it. What the fuck? Wasn't this the purpose of his terrorizing? He berates Eggchan for his stupidity (even though he lowk caused it) and tries to help him, but it's hard when Eggchan's yapping some sentimental shit to him
And in a moment of vulnerability, gives his name.
And that's when something in Wemmbu snaps, because he realizes that now he has the ability to exert influence over Eggchan.
(Little after, Wemmbu's name is probably revealed to Eggchan as well. Maybe as a sign of trust? Or maybe he gives his name as some kind of contract to Eggchan, whatever works bro)
Initially, it was all fun and sunshine and ranbows, but that was until things start to trail down onto a more concerning route. One where Wemmbu's mindset starts to twist as time goes on, running in stages from the first time they meet until months after like
"This chungus is funny." To "I'd rather this human not die, thank you." To "I'd rather Egg spend time with me." To "Why is Eggchan spending time with other people?" To "Why does he need anyone besides me?" To "I have his name. I have him protected. I keep him safe."
Therefore:
"He's mine."
Like, deadass. Quite literally. Especially with the principle regarding faes and names. Etched into his very soul, it's made clear: Wemmbu is Eggchan's, and Eggchan is Wemmbu's. So, he's not quite sure why humans, especially Eggchan, finds it kinda concerning.
He's being sincere! He's literally
Leaving rare flowers on his beloved's Eggchan's doorstep
Returning stolen belongings
Cursing people who insult them
KILLING threats before Eggchan knows theh exist
Watching over him while he sleeps
Like?? Bro??? Can't he get more appreciation for being a good soulmate?
And, although Eggchan would like to say he isn't exactly happy during the times where Wemmbu would be too unnaturally violent or possessive for his own good, it's not as if he also isn't falling into his own kind of unhealthy spectrum
One where he's slowly growing desensitized to it, actually. Maybe indulging in Wemmbu a few months after those habits begin, with praises and jokes that he thirsts for blood himself.
And although subtle, his journal also lowkey shows the way his mindset changes too
Going down to
Log 4: Subject displays predatory tendencies.
Log 9: Subject brought me medicina herbs.
Log 29: Subject became upset when I was absent for two weeks. (This injury was??? Your fault??)
Log ??: Unsure whether potential correlation may be substantiate. I keep on returning to the forest.
Log ??: I don't know if he's dangerous because he's fae or because he's Wemmbu.
Until things start to blur between eachother and Eggchan willingly falls into the whims of a loving fae
Im going yo be so fr with you vhat its 2-3 in the morning. Bare with me when none of this abrely makes any fuckign sense
Is John pork real? And can you make P*rfies? 😇 (Says it like a curse word /ref)
johnpork isnt real sorey😳 , they actually used to be my favourite when i first joined the fandom
i drew dis w my phone soo it looks kinda cranky
I was very lazy with this i just wanted to draw another ship
Some designs give Eggchan head wings right? Imagine Wemmbu yanking him down further on his cock using the wings like handlebars. Making him take more of it in his mouth.
- 🐊 anon ><
YOOO
Wemmbu lowkey pulling on them to tease Eggchan during sex... genius idea anon
Honestly I DO think that at the beginning, Wemmbu would be pretty careful around (and probably protective of) Eggchan's wings since he's not quite sure how they work
And then maybe like, while dealing with an avian like Parrot or Theo, he asks about how they work, and finds himself through a crash-course on the basic stuff like how they might work (since I hc Eggchan's wings to be far larger thwn theirs) and which parts are the most sensitive and WHAT kind of sensitive they are
And THAT's when Wemmbu starts to experiment in all sorts of wingplay with Egg

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idol wemm x reporter egg but theyre exes
wemm.......eg..g.....em ....eg.wem
random wemmegg au arts umm ignore the dotted sketchbook,,
(Idea for a Parallel Universe_End)
Wb should not have let Egg open the door that day, Wb should not have let Egg receive that book, Wb should not have believed that bastard could sort himself out in such a short amount of time.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/19J8XI6YNNoZshaDUTJsJbADKiUjSOgQF/view?usp=drivesdk
I giggled drawing this

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not gonna be answering asks for a while sorry gnggggg i just wanna draw these days but ill answer them when i feel better promisse
Inspired by Katlyto maidchan art +pretty ooc and lacking minecraft logic but who gaf
Instead of being imprisoned in a single space with like 5 guards, Eggchan is forced to do labor by serving around the high-ups with a maid fit
He's kept pliant by being drugged with layers of stuff like weakness and is kept in check through some kinda shock collar that tracks his location
Wemmbu gets agitated the moment he sees an eerily silent Eggchan playing maidservant to Arachnid and Yungy and only starts fuming when Yungy taunts him by getting all handsy
While there ARE still guards, Wemmbu is allowed some alone time with Eggchan thanks to Arachnid—this one with the lack of a yapping Yungy.
He seething when he realizes the state they put his Egg in and can't help but fuck Eggchan right then and there to "purity" him of Yungy and whoever else's filthy, grimy hands. He knows he can't actually do shit with the collar and drugs but he can't help but pull some exhibitionist worship sex right there even with guards. He doesn't give a fat flying FUCK he's just desperate and wants his Egg BACK
and they say shakespeare's dead thank uou anon for proving these people wrong
i love egg omg…WE NEED TO CRACK HIM NOW NOW NOW
get the reference

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UWWOUUUGHHH egg.... my love...... 𝓲'𝓶 𝓰𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓲𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽
When you post art, I drop everything and everyone and immediately giggle like a high school girl getting a text back from a crush-
anon stoppppppp YOURE making me giggle like a highschool girl😳