please stop pretending

The fox approached the tree Where the bird was perched delighted in his nest "Brother Crow, don't you remember me? It's your old friend Fox with a humble request If you could share just a modest piece Seeing as I distracted that awful man" This failed to persuade the crow in the least So the fox rethought his plan "Then if your lovely song would grace my ears Or to even to hear you speak Would ease my pains and fears!" The crow looked down with a candy in his beak "Your poems of wisdom, my good crow What a paradise they bring!" This flattery pleased the proud bird So, he opened his mouth and began to sing: "Your subtle acclamation's true Best to give praise where praise is due Every rook and jay in the Corvidae's Been ravin' about me too They admire me, one and all Must be the passion in my caw My slender bill known throughout the escadrille My fierce commanding claw!"

ghouls and ghosts and vampires and evil, boo!