johnnyjoe

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause

my weed guy doesnt even have weed anymore, just hasselback potatoes. i cannot stand this fucking place

Hi Horace, what have you been doing this winter?