the conjuring or insidious? the devil’s rejects or house of 1000 corpses? nightmare on elm street or friday the 13th? the shining or the silence of the lambs? halloween or the texas chainsaw massacre? psycho or rear window? saw or hostel? paranormal activity or the blair witch project? sinister or the omen? the babadook or it (2017)? it follows or get out?

Say it ain’t so

I will not go

Turn the lights off

DES PA CI TO

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽ROSA 👏🏽DIAZ 👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽AN 👏🏽AX 👏🏽WITH 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽GINNA 👏🏽LINETTI👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽A 👏🏽HAIR 👏DRYER 👏🏽IN 👏🏽YOUR 👏PURSE 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽 AMY 👏🏽SANTIAGO👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽A 👏🏽BINDER 👏🏽IN 👏🏽YOUR 👏PURSE 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

DON’T 👏🏼 CALL 👏🏼YOURSELF👏🏼 A 👏🏼JAKE👏🏼PERALTA👏🏼 STAN👏🏼UNLESS👏🏼YOU👏🏼CAN👏🏼QUOTE👏🏼ALL👏🏼THREE👏🏼DIE👏🏼HARD👏🏼MOVIES👏🏼FROM👏🏼MEMORY👏🏼AT👏🏼ALL👏🏼TIMES

Don’t call yourself a Captain Holt stan unless you realize that typing in all caps with claps between every word is a very inefficient way to communicate.

She is.