unfolding pieces.

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

each time i see someone writing “puppy” as “pupper” im deeply disturbed because pupper means boobs in norwegian

apologies to everyone who didnt realise this until now

bonus: “rare pupper” literally translates to “weird boobs”

official boob post

When Leo wins an Oscar.

this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy

Powerful statements like these, that juxtapose the condemnation of such a simple and pure thing as love with the honour and worship of violence and death, always hit me hard and stay with me for days

date of origin: 2013

Best example of the right thing to do when you have more money than it’s possible to spend and are an actual decent human being.