jordison

@joeynumbr1

drummer of slipknot , guitarist 4 murderdolls

1,714 posts

sometime after slipknots first album release, a new communication app was rising. joey had heard of it through god knows where— but quickly became intrigued in the opportunities it had to offer.

notes, rules, etc under cut:

#joey jordison #slipknot rp #rp blog #if you dont want me flooding your timeline block one of those two tags or me

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who was going to tell me joey was staring in a new vampire movie ??? super proud of my little short shit .

that’s literally my drummer idk guys .

#I don't know what you're talking about.#im not secretly an actor. What do you mean.#🤫...

i added way more spice than normal to my ramen. God help us all.

#im going to burn my mouth entirely but eat it all anyways #slipknot rp #murderdolls rp #rp blog

who was going to tell me joey was staring in a new vampire movie ??? super proud of my little short shit .

that’s literally my drummer idk guys .

#THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ME ???#hair maybe. everything else no ..

the devil couldn't reach me so he forced me to be busy 24/7 with EMPLOYMENT. AUUGUUUUHH😿😿😿😿

#FREE ME #slipknot rp #murderdolls rp #rp blog

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wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

?? kinky.

pig-covered-in-grayblood

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

you look like a fucking toe don’t you ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHW

OH FUCK YOU !!!! I DONT. YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH AND WITHOUT HAIR.

you do . just big o’l bug eyes staring at you without that hair, bud .

OKAY I DO NOT FUCK YOU .

i may have bug eyes, but at least i don't have soul stealing, shell shocked blue eyes. it wouldn't hurt to get contacts, you leprechaun.

AND YES YOU DO. BUT WITH YOUR FUCKASS BISEXUAL HAIR YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH FUNGI 🥀🥀🥀🥀

WE HAVE THE SAME EYE COLOR ASSHOLE ???? fuck you !!!! i hope you lose the ability to grow hair again !!!

oh let’s not even talk about fuck ass hair ??? my curls mesmerize the whole band . jim and paul clearly love it . 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

we might. BUT. im not a soul stealing demon.

yes, corey, your very crunchy and dead hair curls are great. whens the last time you showered?

clearly you’re friends with me for SOME reason . 🥱

20 minutes ago and hilarious . my curls aren’t CRUNCHY you little ass wipe . 🙄

we found you in a porno shop. it has benefits. THATS ALL.

really? because it looks like if you combed it it'd stand up straight. please for the love of god stop dyeing it so often.

yeah we know . you used to go stare at the didlo’s . 🫡

OKAY ITS NOT THAT BAD FUCK YOU ??? it’s… just like 70% dead ..

hey. a man knows what he wants.

SIIGHHHH. flips my healthy and beautiful hair and walks away

we can tell . we can tell .

hey nathan ???? EAT MY ASS !!!!

bleaugh. nasty. you probably let it crust.

#you loveee meee😊

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

?? kinky.

pig-covered-in-grayblood

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

you look like a fucking toe don’t you ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHW

OH FUCK YOU !!!! I DONT. YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH AND WITHOUT HAIR.

you do . just big o’l bug eyes staring at you without that hair, bud .

OKAY I DO NOT FUCK YOU .

i may have bug eyes, but at least i don't have soul stealing, shell shocked blue eyes. it wouldn't hurt to get contacts, you leprechaun.

AND YES YOU DO. BUT WITH YOUR FUCKASS BISEXUAL HAIR YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH FUNGI 🥀🥀🥀🥀

WE HAVE THE SAME EYE COLOR ASSHOLE ???? fuck you !!!! i hope you lose the ability to grow hair again !!!

oh let’s not even talk about fuck ass hair ??? my curls mesmerize the whole band . jim and paul clearly love it . 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

we might. BUT. im not a soul stealing demon.

yes, corey, your very crunchy and dead hair curls are great. whens the last time you showered?

clearly you’re friends with me for SOME reason . 🥱

20 minutes ago and hilarious . my curls aren’t CRUNCHY you little ass wipe . 🙄

we found you in a porno shop. it has benefits. THATS ALL.

really? because it looks like if you combed it it'd stand up straight. please for the love of god stop dyeing it so often.

yeah we know . you used to go stare at the didlo’s . 🫡

OKAY ITS NOT THAT BAD FUCK YOU ??? it’s… just like 70% dead ..

hey. a man knows what he wants.

SIIGHHHH. flips my healthy and beautiful hair and walks away

#we both know it's true #i don't want ANY part of that ...

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

?? kinky.

pig-covered-in-grayblood

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

you look like a fucking toe don’t you ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHW

OH FUCK YOU !!!! I DONT. YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH AND WITHOUT HAIR.

you do . just big o’l bug eyes staring at you without that hair, bud .

OKAY I DO NOT FUCK YOU .

i may have bug eyes, but at least i don't have soul stealing, shell shocked blue eyes. it wouldn't hurt to get contacts, you leprechaun.

AND YES YOU DO. BUT WITH YOUR FUCKASS BISEXUAL HAIR YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH FUNGI 🥀🥀🥀🥀

WE HAVE THE SAME EYE COLOR ASSHOLE ???? fuck you !!!! i hope you lose the ability to grow hair again !!!

oh let’s not even talk about fuck ass hair ??? my curls mesmerize the whole band . jim and paul clearly love it . 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

we might. BUT. im not a soul stealing demon.

yes, corey, your very crunchy and dead hair curls are great. whens the last time you showered?

clearly you’re friends with me for SOME reason . 🥱

20 minutes ago and hilarious . my curls aren’t CRUNCHY you little ass wipe . 🙄

we found you in a porno shop. it has benefits. THATS ALL.

really? because it looks like if you combed it it'd stand up straight. please for the love of god stop dyeing it so often.

#on second thought .. you'd probably give me an std. no thanks!

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

?? kinky.

pig-covered-in-grayblood

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

you look like a fucking toe don’t you ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHW

OH FUCK YOU !!!! I DONT. YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH AND WITHOUT HAIR.

you do . just big o’l bug eyes staring at you without that hair, bud .

OKAY I DO NOT FUCK YOU .

i may have bug eyes, but at least i don't have soul stealing, shell shocked blue eyes. it wouldn't hurt to get contacts, you leprechaun.

AND YES YOU DO. BUT WITH YOUR FUCKASS BISEXUAL HAIR YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH FUNGI 🥀🥀🥀🥀

WE HAVE THE SAME EYE COLOR ASSHOLE ???? fuck you !!!! i hope you lose the ability to grow hair again !!!

oh let’s not even talk about fuck ass hair ??? my curls mesmerize the whole band . jim and paul clearly love it . 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

we might. BUT. im not a soul stealing demon.

yes, corey, your very crunchy and dead hair curls are great. whens the last time you showered?

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

?? kinky.

pig-covered-in-grayblood

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

you look like a fucking toe don’t you ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHW

OH FUCK YOU !!!! I DONT. YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH AND WITHOUT HAIR.

you do . just big o’l bug eyes staring at you without that hair, bud .

OKAY I DO NOT FUCK YOU .

i may have bug eyes, but at least i don't have soul stealing, shell shocked blue eyes. it wouldn't hurt to get contacts, you leprechaun.

AND YES YOU DO. BUT WITH YOUR FUCKASS BISEXUAL HAIR YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH FUNGI 🥀🥀🥀🥀

#naw #I'm gonna touch you vro 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

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wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

?? kinky.

pig-covered-in-grayblood

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

you look like a fucking toe don’t you ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHW

OH FUCK YOU !!!! I DONT. YOU LOOK LIKE A TOE WITH AND WITHOUT HAIR.

#TRY ME #biting u back. and i haven't gotten any rabies shots recently .

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

?? kinky.

pig-covered-in-grayblood

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

i will cut that long lucious hair of yours and stuff it up your ass . 😏

no you won't because i shaved myself bald. you aren't winning this

#go ahead. stop and smell the roses. i DARE you

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

?? kinky.

pig-covered-in-grayblood

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

you can’t do SHIT . don’t even start . 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

😼......

You don't even know what I did .

#the iowa grim pisser

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

?? kinky.

pig-covered-in-grayblood

I had completely forgotten about the nickname cornelius.

Thank you Corey,I can now further torment joey.

anything for you pookie bear .

joey can’t take us both out …

i can and WILL. watch out for short doorways.

wya stink ? cornelius, it’s lonely out here . come backkkkkk !!!! - @t8yl0r-8

just because of the mean things you said in this, no 🤍

eat me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

?? kinky.

#im gifting you a bomb #MY KID ??? NOO😿😿😿😿😿😿

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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

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