Joey Fox

The Britney Bunch

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

Only 3 more spots left, who wants to have some fun with me? 🤣😝💦💦

This new business is low-key a blast!? Still a few more subscriptions for only 6.50 this month! Let’s chat and hang out! 😘😘

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

OH MY G OD

admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

THAT is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted