Tears, Love, and Happiness

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

Like what do you mean that after paying a stranger 100$ to knock him out, Neil’s reflection on it the next chapter is “I’ve been quite reckless with how I spent my money recently, I’ve got to be more careful”.

"Wow Wymack and Renee's parent got murdered in prison, what luck, so jealous!"

because neil is sleeping on the couch and andrew wanted to lay down, but there’s no where else in the living room for him to do so comfortably… so he just lays down on top of neil (of course neil said yes.. cause why tf not?)

and this works way too well because andrew needs his back to be facing somewhere safe and it is also real comfy, plus he gets to make sure neil isn’t leaving without him noticing

and for neil… the added weight on his back makes him feel safer and warmer. He gets THE BEST nap ever that afternoon, because he just knows andrew will be watching his back

Matt: killed his own mother?

Neil: what? No, no, that makes perfect sense, she had it coming. It's that he -

Dan: carries knives everywhere?

Neil: nah that's just good self defence, I need my man to stay safe.

Matt: is pathologically untrusting?

Neil: ...err...

Dan: is obsessed with Kevin?

Neil: *thinking about his Kevin binder* .....errrrrrrrr.....

Matt: then what?

Neil:

Neil: he really likes cars

Matt:

Neil: really likes cars

Neil: and he knows all these movies? He watches a lot of movies. He likes clubbing! He goes to the club in his nice clothes and drinks with his friends and family? It's weird.

Dan:

Matt:

Neil: he doesn't even love Exy that much!!!!!!

Dan: oh god the monster is the normal one isn't he