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a mosquito lands on my arm but instead of smacking it and killing it instantly I use the “TEST OF PATIENCE” technique upon it forcing it to feel the next second as if it were a full year, causing it immense mental anguish. Then I smack and kill it

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

this format is fucking horrifying

But it taste so good..

Y'know, to me "lost media" means "no known physical copies exist and it can't be pirated anywhere", not just "currently unavailable for streaming"

A file you can just find and download with minimal issue if you're computer literate isn't lost, actually. It's endangered, and it will be lost if nobody bothers to learn how to do this stuff, but it's not lost yet.

Like if you're grouping "there was only one copy of this episode of the beloved 60s tv show that aired before recording was possible, and they taped over it to save money while filming a commercial encouraging people to put ham in jello" with "the only known copies exist on several thousand hard drives seeding a torrent but like, I'm scared of using a VPN" that's your problem, please don't erode the meaning of this term.