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Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

I am actually. It's one of my rules ☝️

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

Physicists:

Lots of people find math tedious so they think of math people as unusually willing to tolerate tedium. But math people don't find math tedious; math people are unusually UNWILLING to tolerate tedium, and only want to focus on the "interesting part", the underlying structure. to be clear, this is a vice. lots of good things lie behind tolerating tedium

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

I think it's actually healthy to have at least one life aspiration that's abnormal to want and impracticable to achieve. It lends a sense of perspective.

Being a successful mathematician

the justification when law enforcement kills someone for no particular reason always boils down to “we got really really scared, you should feel bad for us because we were sososo scared” ok. piss yourself or scream or something. why is killing someone the only option

I'm scared of the Christian nationalists' hostile takeover of the US but you don't see me shooting people about it

they call me a prime ideal the way im on the spectrum

They call me the set of invertible endomorphisms on istic the way I'm Aut(istic)

For me the most important thing to highlight is the necessity of clean teeth. If your teeth are clean you are ready to bite the world. That's what I say. I have other advice but this is the most foundational thing.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

And we call these "Ampelmännchen" ("traffic lights little man").

omg that's amazing! I wanna visit Germany just to take pictures of all the cute traffic lights.

As a math person, I can confirm that I think everything you science people do is utterly horrifying

Sunscreen is a Crime Against Autism