saint joelsicle, patron saint of pervs

that’s my fuckable emotional support jester

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

the concept of identifying as ‘neurospicy’ as a grown adult is lowkey unbearable to me. but I guess I don’t have to do it

this is a hellsite to You….. i’m having a lovely time reblogging my pictures

That’s so gross I’m going to think about it when I cum

Porn could never emulate the sexual horrors I need to get off

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

This crumbling America economy can't even support a decent kidnapping kink. I chat this vulnerable prey girl up, tell her I'm gonna stalk and kidnap her and then chain her to.... what? My particle board dresser? My fucking flat pack bedframe? "Your radiator, obviously." IN AN APARTMENT??? FUCK YOUUUUUUU

I hope I am not just a parasocial creature to you but also a fetish object or perhaps masturbatory subject