I'm actually a dragon.

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

like imagine ron seeing hermione cast a patronus and his freckly spectral face is grinning at him from across the room? i would freak the fuck out

Both choreographed by Viktor Nikiforov.

I hope you are all filled with fires of determination to motivate you in the new year! You are in control of how your year turns out! :D

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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”