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the mountains are calling & i must go. independent stan marsh of south park. originally loved by montana oct. 2018 &. revisited august 2020.

“no guys listen this is very serious!!!”

“very funny because of how incorrect this is.” “can my emotions just be NORMAL FOR TWO SECONDS” “im fine im laughing at a cone in a pool” “wow! that frightens me.” “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” “IM FUCKING. F I N I S H E D” “i know i was like on the edge of my metaphorical seat” “its not the same if we dont all enjoy it/suffer together” “now. i dont mean to suggest something is wrong here.” “also i will almost definitely not pay attention to anything, which is bad” “im also aware i didnt actually make a point. it stands” “anyway i actually got distracted from my original plan when i saw the big hand” “im gonna say it. miguel deserved to stay in el dorado” “uh oh, ive awoken the bastard” “they havent shut the fuck up about the onceler from the lorax since i started talking to them again” “disney on ice doesn’t even really show nips they just give shirtless characters body suits and spray paint nips onto them” “yeah but youd hold me at gunpoint for fun” “i said ‘i think we need to overthrow the government’ and they went ‘YES! we were JUST TALKING about how that needs to happen the other day-’” “you think im just being a little crazy right now but the truth is this is the real me :’(” “dont you want to be loved. to be home. to have worm” “i think i want to eat worms just for the experiencce now” “at least this way he doesnt have to know his dad is a terrorist” “imagine almost running into someone on the street and they immediately give you their entire life story” “i WISH i didnt have any examples :(” “i WILL win this dick measuring contest or die trying” “last week i was too afraid to get up and ask for ketchup during my mom’s birthday lunch but literally the day after that i told someone on the street to eat their ass and choke on it for reasons related to current events” “by nature the waters are not wet however the bottles that contain the water ARE :)” “ok nvm i drew something i liked. breakdown over” “when we got safe baking soda today i almost accidentally put a whole ass tablespoon in when it called for like half a teaspoon” “anyway ive never watched ATLA but ive taken THREE atla quizzes” “yea alright as if i didnt cry yesterday afternoon because i had to honk at another car in a parking lot” “lets test this theory i also have a clown what if we give him two clowns for the price of one” “since you’re normal you probably have no actual insight into the relationship between mark twain and his wife” “IT WAS MY TURN TO GET CALLED OUT” “boys back boys back” “WHO LET HIM PUT A THREE YEAR OLD IN THE WASHING MACHINE” “i was very scared that i just wasnt understanding for a second. i doubted my grasp of the english language.” “AM I HAVING A STROKE?” “im queen of unsafe work practices” “th’lore. ax. th’lore ax. the lorAX” “i have a job now how much to buy your silence” “can you maybe not type ever again so i can say something first for once” “anyway i have to derail”

If you support the sexualization of minors in any form of media don’t fucking interact with me.