Don't Start Now

I keep seeing people talking about that on the tik toks but I have no idea whats happening. And why people are trying to seduce that racoon.

Oh Sam, have I mentioned that I love you, yet? Because it feels like I haven’t told you that quite yet and honestly? It’s been long overdue. What are your plans for this weekend?

And strip you of the joy of endless chores and cute bunnies? Absolutely not. If you need anything, please let me know. I will do polite by informing you, I catch you talking dirty to my husband Apollo and he moves, I will make sure to flatten your island so that it can be over run with tarantulas. Spiteful vengeance is not beneath me.

Why everyone addicted to that game, its ugh boringgggggggggggg. Yes Boring.  I tried it and everyone to way obesssesd duh

Everyone seems to be playing this game…I’ve gotta admit, I’ve never actually played any of them…what’s the deal?

They’re pretty fun and they’re pretty chill, except you owe this raccoon money. Most people tend to use this game to escape their daily lives. Basically, you have your own Island, you have to do all of these objectives to get this musician K.K Slider to notice your Island. Then when he does, he’ll perform every Saturday night and you get these miles for how many shows you attend of his.

Jane was minding her own business as she listened to her tunes and glanced up as a strange man walking over by her. She hit paused on the music, took out a headphone and furrowed her brows. 

“What?” She asked before the man flashed her with packets of ham. “Oh, no. That’s disgusting and I will not eat any of that. I don’t any guys’ meat and Im not starting now.” She placed the headphone back in her ear and walked away as fast as she could.

Ooh, yes! I’m loving it so much too! What’s your island called? I know I’m not doing a great job and taking it away from you, I’m only going to fuel your obsession because I’m totally obsessed.

I don’t remember at the moment, but I will let you know when I look it up. Oh please do, because I haven’t put it down ever since I started. Okay, that’s a lie, only to do homework and go to class. What’s the name of your island?

Me too, well not with the thing about grades, but the procrastination 100%. I’ve been watching all my childhood favorites. Lizzie McGuire really does hit different now.

Oh goodness, I thought for a minute there we would have a different conversation. I have never seen Lizzie McGuire, is it any good?

I didn’t know I had an addiction to Disney Princess movies until Disney+ came out. It’s kind of a problem.

Oh girl, I’ve had an addiction to Disney Princesses ever since I was a child. It truly isn’t.

Preach. This is why I said let’s just throw a party on Wednesday. Plus, I leave all that good stuff up to the academics anyway. 

Is this…are you asking me on a date? 

Do you want it to be a date? Because it can totally be a date.

Well, it sounds intriguing. What did you have in mind? 

Motocross, grabbing drinks or even paintballing. The kind, where we don’t have to clean up after. Only us, of course.