jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

World Heritage Post

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

my dead wife. the ad free internet

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items