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okay, how do i make it sound like i’m an extrovert without lying?

me, applying for jobs (via susiephone)

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Manager during the interview: I like that you aren’t shy, you’re going to be great at this job.

Inner me: I’m actually answering your questions out of nervousness and fear, I’m an introvert to the bottom of my room but you don’t need to know any of that.

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Here’s what to do with your hands during a job interview.

me: *sends important email*

me: i'm reasonably sure that it'll take them at least one week to answer, and that is perfectly okay

also me: *checks inbox every five minutes for the rest of eternity*

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When you’ve applied for so many jobs and haven’t heard from any of them and you’re just done:

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me on my cover letter: i'm an experienced programmer

me irl: knows exactly two languages, has to google how to write basic methods

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Every time I send off a job application, I have an almost unbearable urge to lie down and sleep for a week.

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Graduating from college is like being a baby bird pushed out of the nest. – Michael Lipsey

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Interviewer: “So what do you see yourself doing in 5 years?”

Me:

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“Do you have experience working as a Barista?”

“…Yes?”

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