can you not

me: *ignores messages from 50 people* me: *sulks about the one person who won’t message me back*

I am making the most inhuman noises

do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop

The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror. 

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

Tumblr is ruining me because at first I didn’t even see anything wrong with this

I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

FEELING LIKE YOU ANNOY THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO SUCKS

you know those girls that always seem to have unlimited sports related shirts and old camp shirts and work out shorts and their hair is always soft and they’re friends with everyone

my boyfriend and i were eating nachos and he was struggling to get the good stuff on his chip so i used my chip to push it on his and he stopped and looked up at me and said “THIS is the type of support i need in a relationship”

I hate when ppl ask what I’m doing tomorrow like no offense but I don’t know what I’m doing right now