The art of nesting | Landoscar

Lando/Oscar (Teen And Up Audiences)

Oscar doesn't nest.

They have been together for a while now, and not even during his most stressful moments has he built one. Of course Lando's initial thought is that there's something wrong with him, he's such a failure of an alpha.

Oscar probably deserves better, right?

it’s also so fun to think about how ilya would find out

birthday party: ilya hosts a bday party and the theme is different eras of ilya, so luca decided to show up in the one boston rozanov jersey he owns (he brought it with him to ottawa because it’s just that special to him), he was hoping ilya wouldn’t notice the signature but he eventually does

shane: when shane moves to ottawa luca shyly asks for his autograph on some kind of hollander merch he owns and ilya asks why luca never asked for his autograph, so he reveals that he already got it years ago

sick: back when he’s a rookie luca gets sick, so ilya decides to check in on him since he wasn’t in practice and somehow stumbles upon the signed jersey in lucas room

a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised

a coeliac who skateboards everywhere

you know when life is already hard and then a blond european cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those

a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera

Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm

a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily

a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist

Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega

Tuna Fish Junior

a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude

a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian

the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage

Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um"

a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe

an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG

the after photo in those hair loss ads

a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession

a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference

un perrito traumatizado

Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude

a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate

an active track hazard

mclaren boys hunting kimi

The moment from which came this photo

“In The Locker”, Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, & Scott Hunter [Hudson Williams, Connor Storrie, François Arnaud], Heated Rivalry [Promo Image]

Jan, 2026

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

landoscar fairy au inspired by this photo