oh the boy's a slag

no one on this site has ever (A) had a good opinion or (B) dissociated

people on here talk about dissociating the way people on tinder talk about going on adventures, BOTH of you are referring to making a snack run to target past midnight

The fact that women’s bodies work much like a fad, a self-evident fact, should be enough for even the most layman to recognize that women’s bodies are viewed as goods for consumption. In the 90s, very thin bodies were in. In the early 2000s big boobs and thin lips were a thing. Right now, I feel like it is about big butts and super small waists and big lips. Meanwhile, there has been no trendings for male bodies. Except acceptance that no one even asked for or needed, e.g., “dad bod”.

y'all know this is what I preach.

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

At least Lana Del Rey understands

Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys

me after one glass of wine: I need to get FUCKED