Am I Pretty?

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

If u don’t have good intentions w/ me, please just leave me alone. I’m tired.

u ever feel so sad ur heart hurts

who paid for this study bruh

it’‘s literally seasoning.  that’s it. that’s what make food taste good.

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

Se inscreve no canal da minha mae? :c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4fl2K8oyWY (avisa que eu te ajudo no tumblr <3)

ATTENTION: I need attention

u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

i hate it when people say things like “if you don’t work hard, you’ll end up working at McDonalds” … like how fucking classist and ugly are you… do you really think you’re better than someone who works at McDonalds…