❝I feel like I'm king of all I survey.❞

     ❝ First’a all, how dare you insult my wonderful, luscious hair. Second my Mabel and I are meant t’be. She may not realize it yet. But she’ll learn that I’m the one fer her. She’ll learn t’love me. I’ve got a whole eternity t’wait for her.❞

     ❝’Course m’darlin’! I mean, I would’ve wrote to you more often, but the warden kept tellin’ me “Gideon, you’re violatin’ the restraining order she put on you.” But, I stayed true to my one, sweet, li’l marshmella!❞

    ❝ Takes one t’know one, Don’t it?❞

     ❝ Guess who’s back and more folksy-er than ever! How’s Gravity Falls doin’ t’night? ❞

      ❝Well if it ain’t someone just as sweet as these marshmellas!❞

/rly? because im taking a role as gideon and playing around. fite me

/maybe u should roleplay instead of sending hate

/oh no arguing with me over the internet. what are you going to do. caps lock me to death?

write me a starter. send me an ask. punch me in the fucking face i don’t care just write with me

      ❝So tell me....S-Stanford...Why did Stanfor-ley, Stanley take your name?❞ Gideon started to twitch.

      ❝If yer really Stanford. Then how come you’ve gone so grey all the sudden? And when’d you get new glasses?❞

   ❝ Is it  t r u e  that you play Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons? How hilarious!❞