These are a few of my favorite things..

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

don’t use clichés like “it’s not you, it’s me” “maybe we can still be friends” etc but instead let them down by using famous cooking show elimination tag lines. “you’ve been chopped” “please pack your knives and go”

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

*deep voice* yummy yummy

Source

first sighting of mothman, west virginia, 1966

A lot of work, and a lifetime of collecting!

There’s been so many Onion and Clickhole articles about the pope that I thought this was one of them for a while but it’s real