Everything

Seriously? Even his egotrip of a tribute to himself is a copy of something other ACTUALLY great people have built!

What is next?

His head on Mount Rushmore?

Trump do really know how to conquer other peoples countries. He haven’t gotten Greenland yet, so he goes after Venezuela.

To have Trump (the new dictator) as my countries leader would be hell!

Hvorfor har vi overhovedet demokrati i Danmark, når de danske politiker ikke lytter til det folk, som har stemt dem ind og i stedet vælger at køre et diktatur?

People: “Bla. Bla. Bla. Sh*t! Bla. Bla Bla.”

Me to them:

And when done, I look them in the eyes and says like my hero Snape:

“Yihaa! Stormwind! Let’s ride out in the sunset.”

Traditional Christmas:

Scary Christmas:

Cute Christmas:

Cartoon Christmas:

Girl’s Christmas:

Boy’s Christmas:

My Christmas:

Leonardo: Gay.🏳️‍🌈

Donatello: Technosexual.🤖

Michaelangelo: Pizzasexual.🍕

Raphael: Is only interested in his family and friends safety 🥰

You’ve got glasses like him.

You are grown up in hand me downs.

You have a family member or four who s*cks.

You talk to snakes (just need an answer back, but that comes later 🤷)

You have this one teacher who doesn’t like you no matter what (not your fault your teacher can’t take a joke 😉)

You can do magic (still on the card tricks kind, but you are getting there👍)

You also make potions (your guinea pig- eh.. mom, calls it cooking with skepticism 🙄)

You can also fly (…on a plane. But close enough! Especially if you have your broom onboard with you!)

And of course! The comparison would not be complete without a crazy person who constantly tries to ruin/kill you (Funny that 😅 you kinda keep finding people who matches this description…)

Has just seen the anime series Mairimashita! Iruma-kun!

And thought. 🤔

Naberius Kalego is the most worthy friend/enemy/lover Severus Snape could ever get!

Soo…

Here comes some of the plans others have for Valentine’s Day:

And here comes MY plans-:

In the song “We don’t talk about Bruno.” Pepa sings about how Bruno on her wedding day floods her brain when he says “It looks like rain.”

But guys who wanna bet on the chance that he either

A) Always has been an awkward sweet boy, so uncomfortable with the concept of talking to people so he goes to the normally “safe” topic of conversation the weather, that he in his panic got totally wrong.

Or

B) Instead of stating a fact with “It looks like rain” as Pepa thought, maybe it was taken out of context. Come on! Abuela had umbrellas with her to give out, so it would not be far fetched if Bruno comes, sees the umbrellas, looks up and sees the sun and in a error of thought comes to ask “Will it rain?” Which Pepa easily could have heard as “looks like rain.”