clean eyes;

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

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Migraine sufferers will be like "it's not like I'm disabled or anything, it's just that if I do any of these normal everyday things other people do all the time, my head explodes. But I'm fine honestly, as long as I avoid doing anything ever and my environment and the weather never changes, then my head explodes a little less"

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics