artsgob's reblob blob

i pass the bong to alexander the great. he has been surprisingly quick to grasp the idea and is now taking fat rips that make my eyes water to watch. he pauses after clearing the chamber, the stem lightly pinched between two slender fingers covered in gold filigree and tiny glittering emeralds. he holds it for a count of 5 and then blows the cloud out his pursed lips and flared nostrils. "delightful. much like a dragon." he says calmly, his eyes red and watery like sea-glass held to the sunset. "you know," he drawls, "we're not much different, you and i"

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Leagull…

man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character

is it a bad sign that "man" is the least accurate part of this post

is it a bad sign that large birds circle above me whenever i leave the house and they scream and scream and scream

guy who says "this is the worst day of my life" and then pulls out a spreadsheet ranking every day of their life so far to prove it

does anyone have more these are great

no one likes to talk about this but doctor who majors at tumblr university really got the short end of the stick

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories