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Giorno is a vampire and a sort of Dr. Frankenstein figure, and was able to transmute the souls from Buccigang's bodies and allow them to live on as sentient flower people (idk. I thought it might be pretty to draw). He serves as a doctor for local villages. Mista yearns for Giorno and it's part of the reason he wants a human body again. The rest are pretty content as they are. Maybe part of it is because Mista only blooms at night, and Giorno is only awake at that time. Dunno, I need to see if there are any flowers that are visually evocative Mista and also bloom at night. Part of Giorno's relationship with the villagepeople is that he takes the bodies of their worst criminals and such, for the purpose of recreating human life. Giorno stores them somewhere in his castle until he can figure it out. It's a hidden transaction that only the village leaders know about. Not that they know what he's doing with the bodies. Anyway. Giorno's not too sure how he would go about transferring the consciousness of a human soul into another human body, let alone a body that's dispossessed. He's too unsure of his own skill in doing so, to even begin to consider doing it for one of Buccigang. He needs to refine his skills. I'm not very good at writing, but enter some kind of push factor that makes it so Mista really really wants a human body. Say it's nearing winter and he doesn't want to go to sleep again or something. But then Giorno could say "all the more time for me to refine my skills in the area while you're asleep dude" right. So I have no idea.

This Dubai influencer using generative AI to make Jojo characters "pose" her poses (frankly somewhat artless ones) that these characters have never, and would never do, while ostensibly only doing this to capitalize off of the recent explosion in Jojo's popularity, solely as a vehicle to show off her flexibility and strength for engagement, is truly so fucking disrespectful to Araki-sensei's work and his anti-AI stance. Thoughtless, tactless and vapid shit. And, if I'm being petty, is par for the course for a Dubai influencer. To be a Jojo's fan who truly understands the work and cares about art, justice, and humanity, is to reject vapid slop such as this, in my not-so-fucking-humble opinion.

It's not just her using Jojo's as a purely promotional thing. You see mediocre merch brands doing the same. But when I see characters we love, these characters that were created with time and intent to carry meaning, doing these stupid fucking contortions and poses, made possible only because of the world's new theft-tech that also happens to be destroying the world? Sickening shit.

Bee-orno Bee-ovanna: "Hey I think you should kill your boss. I happened upon him engaging in *insert shady dealings here* and he's going to destroy the environment"

Bruno Buccellati and Guido Mista: "dude this bee is spitting facts" (Abbacchio and Fugo speechless and fuming in the background at the two of them for agreeing with a bee they just met)(Narancia with his jaw on the floor trying to process that a bee is speaking)