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I’m TIRED of entering my email address to read an article and I’m TIRED of having to download an app to pay for parking and I’m TIRED of having to make an account to use a website and I’m TIRED of needing to scan a QR code to read a restaurant menu and I’m TIRED of stores only accepting digital currency and I’m TIRED of my phone listening to me and I’m TIRED of having to buy stuff I already bought because it’s designed to break and I’m TIRED of having to subscribe to whatever Netflix-esque shit to watch a movie without owning it and I’m TIRED of sites needing my location to show me a picture of a bird and I’m SO FUCKING TIRED of everything using AI!!!

Any time you feel like you’re behind (especially if you’re in your 20s, but this applies to literally anyone) just look yourself in the mirror and be like “boo hoo you didn’t peak when u were 17. So sad. Whatever shall u do” and I promise u will instantly feel so silly for ever worrying about it

I think you’re all so smart and doing your best and I suspect it will work out in your favor too

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

nothing hurts more than seeing yourself in the same situation again after getting better for a while

i love being single except every few months when i want to be loved so bad that it eats me alive and makes me physically ill for two weeks but like the rest of the time im chill

its very hard to be so cute and smart and lovely but someone has to do it