Some tips for new people that I have learned well living in Gotham.
1: If someone is dressed in any bright color (especially green or purple) I don’t care how safe you feel. Get away from them.
2: No you do not hear an explosion in the distance. Mind you business.
3: Any clown is bad. Trust me. No matter how nice they look. No clowns.
4: Please stop going out at night. You don’t know how it works here. Stay inside you fool.
5: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP GOING TO CRIME ALLEY. THE NAME WASNT GIVEN CAUSE SOMEONE WAS IN A SILLY GOOFY MOOD. It’s called crime alley cause there a shit ton of CRIME!!!
6. Always and I mean always have a gas mask on you. Scarecrow and joker are very common breakouts.
7. Don’t go to coffee shops if the bat signal is on. There are rouges and bats in there already. We do not need more people crowding up the place.
Feel free to add more tips these are just some from the top of my head :)















