Alternatively, you can send me “PROP HUNT!” for me to generate a response.
“Evidence points to my stupidity.”
“What are you fuckers up to!?”
“I’m not riskin’ it— I’m outta here!”
“This is where I’m stuck forever now.”
“I was drinking water, you ass!”
“I didn’t think you’d laugh at all.”
“Stop shooting my boner!”
“The symmetry will throw them off!”
“Wait a minute… this isn’t fair— this isn’t fair!”
“Let me just try to fit into this tight space.”
“Don’t be embarrassed of your chub.”
“Are we suddenly into boners?”
“For God’s sake, make that joke!”
“If I don’t love boners, I don’t know what’s right in the world.”
“Who is in the kitchen with the melons and things?”
“Did I lose him? I think I lost him!”
“We should put on our glow-in-the-dark condoms and have a battle!”
“What does that do for me?”
“You can be anything you wanna be!”
“Everyone just relax— AAAAAAAAAAH!”
“What even the fuck are you?”
“It’s the only chantey I know!”
“What is that sound in that room?”
“You’re gonna like the way you find me, I guarantee it.”
“I count that as a victory.”
“If I wasn’t an idiot, I wouldn’t have died. But I am an idiot.”
“Okay, okay. Never-mind— okay.”
“I might have gone through a wall.”
“Haha! Killed you, bitch!”
“Oh god, it hurts. It hurts…”
“It’s not broken! It’s fully functional!”
“What even remotely am I?”
“I’m afraid it’s premature cummey-cummey goey-goey.”
“You’re not a professional screamer like me.”
“Well, I’m out of ideas… kill him!”
“What is your set of skills?”
“I think we’re being made a fool of.”
“That is a fantastic hint!”
“Oh, I can feel your heartbeat right up against my face.”
“I can touch my face to your heart.”
“I fucked everything up!”
“I thought they were stupid, okay!?”
“Every time I jump, I’ll say boing. Boing! Boing! Boing!”
“I can’t believe those zap-sticks didn’t do the trick.”
“I don’t wanna ruin your fun, ya know? You seem to be having a good time.”
“You have no fucking chance in Hell.”
“I’d say you’re pretty cold, but I ship it.”
“He likes your ass. That’s what he means.”
“It was like witnessing a horrible murder!”
“There’s blood in the puppy crates! There’s blood in all of them…”
“I see your pain, [NAME].”
“Please just end my pain.”
“It’s time to stop, [NAME]!”
“You dun fuckin’ goofed, bruh.”
“What’s thick? Damn— he thick!”
“That banana changed me, in more ways than one.”
“How the fuck did you do that?”
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