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summary: apparently, having an instagram profile with a different girl in every picture is reason enough for your friends to strike up a deal where they’ll pay you to have a relationship. well, jeon jungkook’s no good at relationships, but a fake relationship isn’t a real relationship. is it?

{fake dating!au, college!au}

pairing: jungkook x female reader genre: just fluff because i have a one-genre mindset word count: 18k warnings: alcohol consumption but no main character is overly drunk, dumb college antics, i know this is a fic but please don’t do these things in college actually a/n: yes, this story is actually based on a real instagram account my friend showed me in college. oh yeah, college? that’s a thing. i’m sorry for taking so long with this fic, i’m trying my best but college is hard. please wait patiently for me and enjoy this plotless piece of garbage!

Jeon Jungkook thinks that his college experience is overwhelmingly standard. He goes to his classes (most of the time), goes to parties on the weekends (sometimes), goofs off with his friends when he’s supposed to be studying (all of the time), and eats like shit. 

(The plus side to his eating-like-shit habits is that he’s a gym junkie, which means that in theory, every time he exercises he burns off all of the shit and just leaves the energy behind. In theory.)

He operates under the assumption that he leads a very normal college life. He is but a typical student with a very small budget who detests the fact that he has to buy brand new versions of his textbooks just so he can get the online access code. He thinks he’s nothing but average. 

His friends think differently. 

lubricious adj:         ↳ characterised by lust // alt; having slippery quality

⟶ 𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦:〝 in which taehyung spends far too much time with his camera, when really, he should be spending time with you. 〞established relationship au.

❥ 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔: photographer!taehyung x reader

❥ 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑟𝑒: smut ⋆ pwp

❥ 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡: 9k

⟶ 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠: taehyung has the ON neck tattoo, hard dom!Taehyung, big cock!taehyung sub!reader, needy brat!reader, reader has an exhibitionism kink, slight public sex/indecency, teasing, nipple play, masturbation: female, degradation - use of slut/whore, dirty talk, camera/photography sex, taking pictures of sexual actions, exhibitionism, voyeurism, pussy slapping, grinding, wet and messy sex, fingering, reader teased taehyung and he’s not letting her get away with it, edging/orgasm denial, orgasm control, cum eating, finger-licking/sucking, grinding, spanking, manhandling, pussy licking, ass eating/rimming, anal fingering, spitting, multiple orgasms, forced orgasms, overstimulation, unprotected sex, rough sex, riding, choking, scratching, multiple creampies, cumplay

➵ 𝑎/𝑛: y’all see that tag list? fucking wild - i’ve decided since i’m suffering this comeback, we ALL have to suffer this comeback 🤪. also don’t be fooled - it looks like there’s a plot but there’s like barely fucking any.

⇥ beta read by my wonderful loves @parksfilter​, @peekaboongi​, @honeymoonhobi​ and @shadowsremedy​ ♡

⏤ dedicated to @strawbxxymilk​ because i love you but also i need you to suffer with me

With dull eyes, you stare out the window as you watch the people pass on the street below you. When your boyfriend of three years had said you were both taking a trip to Paris, you had imagined long walks down the lazy Parisian streets. You’d imagined breakfast in quaint little cafes, or late nights at the Eiffel Tower, or even just wandering through the various different museums that made their home in Paris. What you hadn’t imagined was this. You hadn’t imagined sitting in your whimsical Parisian apartment simply watching people while Taehyung indulged in his photography.

Though, in hindsight, you really should have known. He’s always like this when he starts a new project.

pairing: jungkook x reader (f) ft. taehyung

genre: smut, fluff, humour, pwp, dom!jungkook, voyeurism in its ultimate form

warnings: bad boy!jk- oh how do I put this he’s a tattooed punk? who’s a dom? next, explicit language, dirty talk, masturbation, rough sex, unprotected sex, creampie, exhibitionism, voyeurism, cum play, cum eating, oral- male receiving, pussy slapping, ass play, spanking, daddy kink, filthy stuff sis

a/n; this strongly portrays voyeurism. jk and the reader are far from shy, displaying their bodies without the worry of others taking notice. for real, jk like comes all over the window and shit. this is a fair warning; don’t read if you’re not into that.

word count: 11.2k

synopsis; you drunkenly touch yourself in front of your neighbour, hoping he’ll take notice. you can’t help but do a double take when he actually does.

It’s 2020, we gotta organize shit … so here I am, listing down my favorite go-to fics. Enjoy!

(❣) mature, (☁) fluff, (☂) angst, (↯) one-shot, (↹) series

// notes: I AM A SMUT PERSON TYPE OF READER, so most of these are rated-M, unless otherwise stated with icon legends above.

(Also, I’m a lazy mf reader, so I only read fics that are amazing or written by my mutuals, or recs by my trusted friends or stuff that really seem to catch my interest. And as a writer, i also included fics which i loved writing the most and most proud of [?]. so yeah. Here goes.) 

BANGTAN OT7

(↹) let me hold them - @jjungkookislife​

(↹) physcom (3) - @teawithkpop​

(↯) the seven kinds of love (☂) - @jimlingss​

(↯) please - @bang-tan-bitches​

(↹) void (2) - @btssavedmylifeblr​

(↹) cherry (4) - @go-gently-please​

(↹) 7 days of the week - @forgottenpasta

(↹) THESIS IT - @/xherxx

(↹) the truth untold (☂) - @/xherxx

KIM SEOKJIN

do not judge. I LOVE SEOKJIN. i just haven’t found a favorite Jin stand alone fic. feel free to send me some!

MIN YOONGI

(↹) sunday - @/forgottenpasta

(↹) not-so-anti’s-luck - @/xherxx

JUNG HOSEOK

(↯) confessions are best given under pressure (☁) - @alwayschoosechocolate​

(↹) tip 143 - @minflix

(↹) wednesday - @/forgottenpasta

KIM NAMJOON

(↯) obligated - @underthejoon​

(↯) yuki - @/xherxx

PARK JIMIN

(↯) doctor-dreamy - @jungblue​

(↯) kiss the girl - @sketchguk​

(↹) my neighbor’s luck - @/xherxx

KIM TAEHYUNG

(↯) heatwave - @curly-bangtan​

(↯) sugar-sweet confession (☁) - @/alwayschoosechocolate

(↯) somebody else (ft. myg) - @jamaisjoons

(↯) summer - @/xherxx

JEON JUNGKOOK

(↯) sugarplum energy - @/jjungkookislife

(↯) somnolent - @/forgottenpasta

(↯) euphoria (☂) - @btssavedmylifeblr

(↯) cobalt&charcoal (☂) - @tayegi

(↯) tinder 2.0 - @/tayegi

BANGTAN POLY

(↯) whine (rap line) - @/bang-tan-bitches

(↯) need (rap line) - @/bang-tan-bitches

(↯) party (rap line) - @dovechim

(↯) songbird (vocal line) - @/dovechim

(↹) colors (maknae line) - @fortunexkookie

(↹) serotonin2.0 (’95z) - @/xherxx

(↯) pink (jinkook) - @/bang-tan-bitches

OTHERS’ FIC LIST RECS

trivia134340′s

ficswithluv week12

ficswithluv week1