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it didn’t take long for Zevran to find a whole in the wall that served copious amounts of alcohol. he was still adjusting to the steel horseless carriages and and lights without fire but at least the bar operated the same way as every other. spotting a handsome stranger with an empty seat beside him, he wastes no time in inviting himself to take the seat.

“quite the establishment no? this place much nicer than the taverns I’m used to.” he chimes, speaking to the man beside him. Zevran then directs his attention to the barkeeper. “excuse me my friend, this might be far fetched but do you happen to serve Antivan Brandy? No? That is disappointing. I suppose I will settle for whatever brandy it is you serve the most of then!”

Dudes ( regardless how pretty ) trying their luck with him is always a less welcomed appeal than those of the fairer sex but hey, a good time is a good time at the end of the day. Lazily do claret eyes swerve towards the now occupied seat at his side, crooked grin curling around the cigarette propped in his mouth. 

“Brandy huh?” Why’s it all the fancy brats gravitating to him these days? 

Gojyo flags a different waiter down, if he’s going to have company better grease their insides up with the good stuff. He orders several more of the rainbow coloured shots he’s been chugging all night

“I don’t know who raised you but they should put you back and try again.”

❝ There are many things you do not know about me. I am– ❞And then it hits him.  

 ❝ In front of–❞

❝ There are no salads around! What sort of metaphor is this? ❞

“Look around you Aaravos, the salads are everywhere!” 

An arm creeps around the elf’s shoulder, his spare hand sweeping across the view.

“…” Now hold on just a second. That’s not where Kabu was going with this at all.

“You remind me of someone from back home, and just by the tone of your voice, I don’t think you and I are on the same page. I’ll indulge my time in whatever plans you have, but I’ll leave if I realize it is a waste.”

Well look at that, there’s spunk in the old codger yet! Grin spanning ear to ear, Gojyo casually slings an arm around him, they are friends now. He doesn’t have a clue what his name is, but they are friends.

“Don’t worry I got your back old man.” Pat pat.

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He never won that prize for her so she’s going to give him hell! SIKE, she wouldn’t do that to a friend of Badou’s. “Gojyo! Let’s go eat!” Of course she’d ask him to eat with her. Currently no one was around to hang with her. Badou? He’s probably at work or doing something else. She can’t always bother him and Gojyo happened to be in the same area as she. 

“I want a LARGE pizza. Let’s go!”

Kachina’s lucky that she’s cute and that Gojyo harbours a big old soft spot in his heart for all things feminine and adorable, because no one else gets away with bossing him around like that! Especially not when he’s experiencing 20 hangovers at once and all he wants to do is pass out face down in a pasture and contemplate bad life choices he sure as Hell plans on repeating again the very same night. 

“Alright, alright! Pipe down will ya’ it’s like there’s 50 of you in my head all screaming at me!”

“You got money to pay for this LARGE pizza?” 

❝ I’d be interested to see all that you capable of. Lay yourself bare for me. ❞

“Nonsense! You’re only telling yourself that to keep yourself from doing what could be beneficial for you.” Kabu will make sure that the other’s side comment will never be used again towards him.

"Ya’ know what old timer you’re right, shouldn’t judge a book by its cover!” One lucky lady or lad was getting their world rocked tonight! Or just their bed, probably.

❝ Your enthusiasm never ceases to amaze me. ❞

“No you DIDN’T but you’d like to, wouldn’t you, you shithead? Don’t you got anything better to do?”

Ever the capricious race humans are it’s what makes them so endearing, easy to read and easy to please. Aaravos would not yet walk away from this until his boozing partner was content with the gift. There is a knowing smile tugging at his mouth as he leans in and ever so subtly brings their lips together.. but stops a hair’s breadth away.

❝ ‘go back to pressing your fancy robes’ is a colorful way to say you’re dissatisfied with my generosity. If it is a proper kiss you desire then you need only say so. ❞

“You are sooo bad at dirty talk do you know that? Like really bad.” Gojyo could not be any softer in the trouser department right now even with Aaravos’ sultry, velvety voice purring up a storm right next to his mouth.