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Gojyo, to Hakkai: bro you better shut the fuck up before I look at you one day and feel warm and realize I’ve fallen in love with you bro. I’m serious quit it dude

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Gojyo: if you are short, you have no fucking rights. You could’ve drank your fucking milk and grown. but you decided not to. It’s YOUR fucking fault you’re short. Don’t COME for us tall people who did what we had to do to not be an ant. if you are under 5’5’, you are an ANT. Something I step on.

#saiyuki #incorrect quotes #sha gojyo #source: twitter #source: akuslongfingers #he said this to a room full of them #goku psychic baba Genkai Puku all the small folks #though he points out the cute ladies who are short and tells them ‘not you tho’ -wink-#captain nimo

Hakkai: I’m pretending to be a hot girl on tinder so I can match with Gojyo and tell him Im coming over so he’ll clean the apartment

Genjo: And...did it work?

Hakkai: No but he sent me a dick pic so that’s nice

#saiyuki #incorrect quotes #cho hakkai #genjo sanzo #source: twitter #source: austinlockedup #source: thefoxyolivia #captain nimo

Gojyo: if you don’t pee after sex you’re going to get an HDMI like it’s just that simple¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#saiyuki #incorrect quotes #sha gojyo #source: tumblr #source: thaibrator #captain nimo #also Gojyo: ‘do we have an STD cable or nah’ Hakkai: *almost spits his drink out*

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“Imagine:

You and Ukoku are cuddling in the bed when he asks you to close your eyes. You do as he says and you feel your hands get tied to the bed frame. He then says that you can open your eyes. “Okay (Y/N) this night hurt a bit” he says as he sets the bed on fire and leaves.”

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“Imagine:

You and Ukoku are cuddling in the bed when he asks you to close your eyes. You do as he says and you feel your hands get tied to the bed frame. He then says that you can open your eyes. “Okay (Y/N) this night hurt a bit” he says as he sets the bed on fire and leaves.”

#saiyuki #incorrect quotes #ukoku sanzo #incorrect saiyuki #source: meatkasa #actually I’m sure its from the 1D imagine blog but I yoinked this from them #also made a blank for anyone who wants it #I’ll add that in the reblog #captain nimo

maelwife

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

alienatheart

@incorrect-saiyuki-quotes Yaone ghostwrote this

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Damn right she did.

#saiyuki #yaone (saiyuki)#tagged #hope you’re having a good day today!💚💚💚#incorrect saiyuki #saiyuki incorrect #one of these is right lmao goddamn #captain nimo #alienatheart

#genjo sanzo #ukoku sanzo #saiyuki #Saiyuki incorrect quotes #🍒 lieutenant

Tenjin: If you don’t have actual wings to escape Shangri-La with your son, home-made is fine

Genjo: No It Isn’t

Ukoku: it is if your son isn’t an idiot

#saiyuki #saiyuki reload blast #tenjin (saiyuki)#genjo sanzo #ukoku sanzo #source: tumblr #source: ancientgreeksuggestions #source: classic-suggestions #source: subjuggulation #tenjin and ukoku have a wing selling business #one is a sad very sad incredibly sad middle aged man and the other is a dude who does anything and everything #to stop feeling bored #together they're a tragedy waiting to happen #captain nimo

Dougan: i bet Mario and Luigi don't get pussy

Gojyo: And? Do you?

Dougan: we're not talking about me right now.

#saiyuki #Saiyuki requiem #incorrect quotes #go dougan #sha gojyo #source: twitter #gojyo felt too easy and so bebe suggested dougan and yes it's also him #him fakin it so hard because he thinks Sanzo would somehow find this appealing #i mean he tolerates having Gojyo around sooooooo???#captain nimo

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Genjo,about Gojyo’s whining about not having sex in a long time: you’re like a cat in heat. [disgusted]

Hakkai, with a tight smile: sometimes it’s best to help oneself.

Gojyo:

Gojyo: did you just tell me I should masturbate? Like I don’t already?

Genjo: [aims gun] gtfo before I send you up the river.

#saiyuki #genjo sanzo #sha gojyo #cho hakkai #sanzo party #source: the great me MEEE #why did I add me twice #what a headache #captain nimo #again...danke bebe

Gojyo: I got 99 problems and a woman ain’t one of them.

Genjo: what are you talking about? They’re all your problems. You 💯 have 99 STDs.

Hakkai, from afar: Did we not have “the talk”? Did you not remember the adage “test or eternal rest”?

Gojyo: [silence]

Gojyo: this is why we don’t talk about my romantic life.

#saiyuki #sha gojyo #genjo sanzo #cho hakkai #sanzo party #source: the great me MEEEE #captain nimo #becca inspired me

[Texting]

Banri: Hey man, you still have the MacBook Pro?

Hakkai: Yeah

Banri: What’s the lowest you’ll take?

Hakkai: Lowest I’ll go is $700

Banri: $200?

Hakkai: Sure why not

Banri: Ok where do you want to meet?

Hakkai: [location] in about 10 minutes?

Banri: Sounds good

Banri: hey I’m here

Hakkai: Cool, head inside.

Banri: Into the comedy club?

Hakkai: Yeah. Then head to the stage and tell your jokes to someone else

#saiyuki #incorrect quotes #banri (saiyuki)#cho hakkai #source: tumblr #captain nimo

Update

The lieutenant and I figured we’d bother you all on Sundays (every once and a while) so we’ll reblog an ask meme and you could send whatever, or just whatever questions you have? It’ll be fun and we’ll be able to interact with you all more.💕

As of now I’m thinking “Ask Saiyuki Sunday” for the tag, feel free to blacklist and ignore us.

Lastly we decided we could just make up quotes because this is incorrect quotes and we’ve been working way harder than we needed too. Lmao

Hope you’re all having a good day/night! If not, may things improve soon.✨

#announcement #captain nimo

It’s 2012, Click & Drag game is the hot new thing.

( ISNP. )

#saiyuki #Saiyuki incorrect quotes #there are 36 characters on here and I'm not prepared to tag everyone.#genjo #sha gojyo #cho hakkai #son goku saiyuki #ukoku sanzo #koumyou sanzo #🍒 lieutenant #flash tw #epileptic tw

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Sharak: My favourite blend...

Taruchie: is...?

Sharak: Black tea infused with the still-warm blood of an adult male grizzly bear.

#saiyuki #saiyuki reload blast #incorrect quotes #sharak sanzo #taruchie #source: fire emblem #jNSJKAN IS THO #either way I had to use this for Sharak ok #captain nimo

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Genjo Sanzo holds a gun at some helpless victim. His eyes look towards the viewer as though to say “what are you looking at?” Followed by “kills you in Sanzo.”

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