I am Akutagawa, and he is me.

I can picture him staring at the contact name the way you stare at the chat with an old ex after thinking you had deleted it months ago

1. "give the weretiger back to me" - um.... Akutagawa? I usually don't see a lot of gay stuff between them in canon but his... yeah 9/10

2. "What are you doing with her, Chuuya? You are supposed to be my dog" - Dazai claiming Chuuya in his own way, ig 8/10

3. "You used corruption trusting me?" awww.... 10/10 especially since they barely ever say sweet stuff to each other

4. "That was the first and last time a detective gave me chills" considering that it came from Ranpo and considering how much he loves hanging out with Poe 10/10

5. "Chuuya, we are destined to--" while we don't know what Dazai was about to say, this was gay already 9/10 also considering that Dazai thought he could stop Chuuya by talking to him.