JIMM

this is so fucking funny

why hasnt britney spears been a guest judge on drag race yet?? she knows about lip syncing better than anyone else

time: *makes me bolder* children: *get older* me: *gets older too*

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

lightning mcqueen is a twink

common misconception! hes actually a car

Who is this cutie and how do i date them?

that’s lorde

LMFAOOOOOOO I AM REALLY CRYING RN OMG

WHY IS THIS SHIT SO CALM

How does he get back up with a haircut?

For all u mountain climbers out there

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

You literally did not have to say that

Gays doing math